Tuesday, January 10, 2006


An Oscar-winning wunderkind went to war

Determined to depict it as a crashing bore.

It doesn’t matter which war – let’s call it Gulf I –

So long as there’s thumping irony under a scorching sun.

The guys get off on Wagner; Jake looks buff and fucked-up.

The poster got it right – it said: “Welcome to the suck”. D


Dr. S said...

Well played, sir!

Anonymous said...

I agree wholeheartedly.

Nick Davis said...

The motion carries.